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Fortune Cookie

 / Jul 12, 2018

I'm a loser...

Previously, I was short because I never ate meat. Later, I ate meat

 

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

 

Now I’m short and fat.

Only if you try your best to do anything

    

    

    

     

   

   

    

    

    

There is nothing you can't screw up.

I want to say 5 points in regard to weight-loss

     

    

    

   

   

   

   

   

   

.....


When you think you are good-for-nothing, don’t give up hope

     

    

   

    

   

   

   

   

At least your judgement is right.

I hate school!!!

Why do you always feel sleepy in class?

    

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

Because school is the place where dream begins.



 Forever Alone 

Finally finished my single life in thefirst half of the year


    

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

Now the second half starts.




I picked up the magic lamp, wishing Icould find a girlfriend before dying

    

    

   

   

    

    

    

Then I was granted eternal life


 Feel So Good about Oneself

What dose it feel like to fall in love with the hottest man?

     

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

Ask for my girlfriend



I hate strangers asking that where I’m going to go, I always say none of your business

   

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

And then I’m told to get out of the taxi



I prefer to talk with beautiful guy

     

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

No wonder I always talk to myself



The opposite of ugly is

     

    

    

    

    

    

    

   

Me



Uncover...

Only when you’re alive will somethinggood happen

    

    

    

    

   

    

   

to others



I want to have a travel with my girlfriend, I hope you can recommend

     

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

a girlfriend to me




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